i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
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Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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