I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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