new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
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He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
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