Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
