Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Duck Duck Cougar?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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