My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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