I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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