Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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