It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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