So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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