using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
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I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
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You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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