is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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