You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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