nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
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He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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