well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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