I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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