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(213): View more from California

Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.

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(510): View more from California

I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.

(571): View more from Virginia

define virginity.

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(310): View more from California

i fucked a milf yesterday.

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i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.

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(512): View more from Texas

I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.

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(513): View more from Ohio

This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.

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(513): View more from Ohio

5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Why are you hurting?

(630): View more from Illinois

Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.

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