i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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