quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
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I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
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Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
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