Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
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I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
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Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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