so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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