Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
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got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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