Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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