Dual....:-)
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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