I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
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is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
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He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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