I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
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I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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