Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
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How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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