I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
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I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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