Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
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Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
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I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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