dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
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NoShamevember. You game?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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