I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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