she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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