i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
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Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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