Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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