I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
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Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
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and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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