I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
You are a genius and a whore.
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