Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
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Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
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It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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