We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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