All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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