This girl is more easily done than said...
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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