I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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