she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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