Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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