The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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