It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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