New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
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March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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