On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
