how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Floor bacon is actually really good
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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