We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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