You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
