how can u be prego again
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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