Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Randomize
