Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
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you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
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i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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