i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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