3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
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I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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