I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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